by Goldberg » 15 Oct 2006, 00:43
And now, a scientific test to provide conclusive evidence as to whether or not Lang Lang sounds better on drugs, or if he just plain sucks.
*shoots up, watches video*
.....aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...wooooooooooooAAAAAAhhhh, duuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuude. this video is so....uh....um.......er......what's the word........good. I WON'T EVERbbe able to paly LIKE THAT. not even horrorwitch could bust it out so nicely.
*next day*
Well, this proves it, folks. Lang Lang DOES indeed sound good when you listen to him on drugs. But, on the other hand, I wish to make it perfectly clear that our investigative task force has revealed that this performance was not made while the pianist himself was doing crack; in fact, this is how he plays when he is perfectly sober. When stoned, Lang Lang's playing is reputedly comparable to that of a drunk Geoffery Storm.
One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.
-Oscar Wilde
You know, some people just have natural talents-like some people play the piano but aren't very tall.
-Noodle pirate