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Lang Lang on Crack?

Postby PJF on Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:11 am

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Postby elvenpianist on Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:11 am

LL isn't *on* crack, he *is* cracked.


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Postby jre58591 on Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:24 am

id probably only be able to enjoy his playing on crack.
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Postby Goldberg on Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:43 am

And now, a scientific test to provide conclusive evidence as to whether or not Lang Lang sounds better on drugs, or if he just plain sucks.

*shoots up, watches video*

.....aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...wooooooooooooAAAAAAhhhh, duuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuude. this video is's the word........good. I WON'T EVERbbe able to paly LIKE THAT. not even horrorwitch could bust it out so nicely.

*next day*

Well, this proves it, folks. Lang Lang DOES indeed sound good when you listen to him on drugs. But, on the other hand, I wish to make it perfectly clear that our investigative task force has revealed that this performance was not made while the pianist himself was doing crack; in fact, this is how he plays when he is perfectly sober. When stoned, Lang Lang's playing is reputedly comparable to that of a drunk Geoffery Storm.
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